Routine Grocery Shopping.

So, imagine you are grocery shopping and you are waiting for the grocer to bag up your things. It is a busy day so you take 2 steps back to the wall behind you. You hear a weird cooing sound, but you ignore it because, hello, you are in a grocery store and anything that would coo would be dead and in a package by this point in the food chain. But then you realize the cooing is very close…and then that cooing is actually coming from a chicken that has been sitting next to you for the last 5 minutes. Casual.